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Fodi: The Forums => News => Topic started by: Dasha on August 13, 2005, 09:46:50 AM

Title: Show the love!
Post by: Dasha on August 13, 2005, 09:46:50 AM: The makers of this comic are not responsible for the content of this news post ;)

Okay, listen up you beer-chugging, winged-chick ogling, vote-hating bastiges! The official Pimp o'Ninjas speaketh!

Matt has informed me that he's getting an impressive average of 120 unique hits per day. Yet only five of those hits appear to be voting for the comic at the listings. This just will not do, and I'll tell you why:

1. It is your right and duty as a citizen of Interweb to vote every day.
2. Not voting makes Baby Zita cry.
3. A goodly chunk of the comics that outrank FODI either suck entirely, haven't been updated in months, or steal jokes from other comics.
4. Matt derives a perverse pleasure from seeing that his efforts are appreciated. Yeah, I know, it doesn't make much sense to me either, but he might stop drawing them if you make Baby Zita cry.
5. Rumor has it Matt and Steve have certain connections. I vote because one day I might know some guy who needs a little help with something, and maybe I'll know somebody who knows somebody, if ya know what I mean.
6. Robot ninja butler is freakin' hilarious.
7. When the world is taken over by zombies, I bet you'll regret not voting for this comic.
8-25. Insert whatever other reasons might motivate you to take the minimal effort of clicking your mouse a few measly times. Sheesh, it's like pulling teeth with you people, isn't it?

Just vote, okay? There are voting buttons right at the top of the index page which will magically transport you to a place unlike any on this world: A place where your vote actually counts for something. It's not like FODI is running for President, so it should at least have a snowball's chance of getting votes.

Though hey, that'd be the coolest thing ever. "And today in Washington, political analysts are stunned at the landslide victory of a webcomic over the Democratic and Republican nominees..."
Title: Show the love!
Post by: Steve on August 13, 2005, 10:57:05 AM: Uh. Wait. How'd you do that?

OMG HAX!!!!!111eleven

You know... I think the comic might actually be more intelligent than both candidates in the last election combined.

Edit: Crap. And yeah, that reminded me to vote today :oops:
Title: Show the love!
Post by: The Dark Agent on August 18, 2005, 03:55:15 AM: This is The Agent speaking...

Methinks she might have made the post and possibly Matt moved it to the news section.

Vote 1 check :wink:

Vote 2 check :wink:
Title: Show the love!
Post by: Dasha on August 19, 2005, 05:51:58 PM: Actually, it was posted telepathically. And you know I have mad mind-control skills.

The power of the pimp compels you! :mrgreen:
Title: Show the love!
Post by: The Dark Agent on September 01, 2005, 02:00:11 PM: This is The Agent speaking...

It's that time again. TopComics votes start anew again. Remember to vote daily for FODI! :)!
Title: Show the love!
Post by: Matt on September 06, 2005, 06:15:50 PM: You guys are doing an awful job of voting lately. ;)

40 votes in the morning around 10am... now it's 7:15 and still 40 votes. tsk tsk. I was doing awesome last month. *grumbles*
Title: Show the love!
Post by: The Dark Agent on September 12, 2005, 05:59:05 PM: This is The Agent speaking...

Sorry. Wasn't around during the weekend. :doh:
Title: Show the love!
Post by: Matt on September 14, 2005, 04:39:40 AM: Anyone know who the last poster of this thread is... or if he isn't the last poster, who the guy with the fodi link in his sig is telling people to read and vote is?
Title: Show the love!
Post by: The Dark Agent on September 18, 2005, 04:48:37 PM: This is The Agent speaking...

Welll, I don't if it helps but I added your banner to my hompage. :?