Don't get me wrong, I think they're cool, but c'mon. You're doing this because I said I'd make AS&D and have been too lazy/preoccupied, aren't you?

Seriously though, I'll get cracking on those sometime. I'm just not feeling the funny. Plus, the roles have to be recast, and Gogo is just brokenhearted about being left out this time. I'll have to find him/her/it a job somewhere, I guess. Shady dogcatcher or something, I dunno.

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Okay, listen up you beer-chugging, winged-chick ogling, vote-hating bastiges! The official Pimp o'Ninjas speaketh!

Matt has informed me that he's getting an impressive average of 120 unique hits per day. Yet only five of those hits appear to be voting for the comic at the listings. This just will not do, and I'll tell you why:

1. It is your right and duty as a citizen of Interweb to vote every day.
2. Not voting makes Baby Zita cry.
3. A goodly chunk of the comics that outrank FODI either suck entirely, haven't been updated in months, or steal jokes from other comics.
4. Matt derives a perverse pleasure from seeing that his efforts are appreciated. Yeah, I know, it doesn't make much sense to me either, but he might stop drawing them if you make Baby Zita cry.
5. Rumor has it Matt and Steve have certain connections. I vote because one day I might know some guy who needs a little help with something, and maybe I'll know somebody who knows somebody, if ya know what I mean.
6. Robot ninja butler is freakin' hilarious.
7. When the world is taken over by zombies, I bet you'll regret not voting for this comic.
8-25. Insert whatever other reasons might motivate you to take the minimal effort of clicking your mouse a few measly times. Sheesh, it's like pulling teeth with you people, isn't it?

Just vote, okay? There are voting buttons right at the top of the index page which will magically transport you to a place unlike any on this world: A place where your vote actually counts for something. It's not like FODI is running for President, so it should at least have a snowball's chance of getting votes.

Though hey, that'd be the coolest thing ever. "And today in Washington, political analysts are stunned at the landslide victory of a webcomic over the Democratic and Republican nominees..."

Man, I can't believe you used the cheeseplant joke.

It's a shame people aren't voting to see these, they're cracking me up.

Just what is wrong with being an evil menace that plagues the free world?

Hmph. One day, you "good" people will pay for the oppression you've visited upon my people.

Rant of the day: Buzzcomix needs to either pay its bills or stop doing the site rating thing. At the end of every month, like clockwork, "This account is suspended."

Really annoying.

Matt. You will make me lose sleep again tonight. I hate you.

;P

Ninjas with baldness,
Why do they seek Steve's stealth hair?
They could buy a wig.

They're fine, but I decided to take Matt's "Post more!" at face value.








And after typing that, I realize there's a bad pun there. Now I must go and commit a little bit of seppuku.

http://sites.gizoogle.com/?url=http://www.baldninja.com

Don't you just hate it when you get up early to go to work and a ninja sneaks up behind you and kills you? Yeah, that sucks.

On the bright side...

At least you don't have to work.  

Ya know, when I used to play, my husband thought it was hilarious. He'd come home from work, "How many times did ya get laid tonight?"
"Only five."
"Damn, you need to work harder."

Since the artistic junk forum is gone, I'll post it here.

http://www.mrpicassohead.com

Here's a self-portait I made this morning.

You mean nobody's getting a sack of moldy potatoes? What's Christmas without the traditional bag full of rotten root vegetables, I say.

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to fix the registration for the forum so people can register. If you are captured or killed, the superintendent will disavow any knowledge of your actions.

A friend of mine just tried to register for the forum, and got this message, upon clicking "I am over or exactly 13 years of age":

Sorry, but this username has already been taken.

Just thought you should know.  

My mom just uses a typewriter.