I really need a hobby. Transcribing comics is slightly more fun than doing laundry.  

How can you tell when it's been transcribed? I did one, and I'll probably hit a few more at random when I have some time.

Don't get me wrong, I think they're cool, but c'mon. You're doing this because I said I'd make AS&D and have been too lazy/preoccupied, aren't you?

Seriously though, I'll get cracking on those sometime. I'm just not feeling the funny. Plus, the roles have to be recast, and Gogo is just brokenhearted about being left out this time. I'll have to find him/her/it a job somewhere, I guess. Shady dogcatcher or something, I dunno.

A Jack the Ripper love story. How sweet.  

omfg! She has my ginsu!   Prepare the anvil!






... This nonsequitur brought to you by the letters W, T, and F, and the number 2.  

I wonder if she's a clone.

Actually, it was posted telepathically. And you know I have mad mind-control skills.

The power of the pimp compels you!

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Okay, listen up you beer-chugging, winged-chick ogling, vote-hating bastiges! The official Pimp o'Ninjas speaketh!

Matt has informed me that he's getting an impressive average of 120 unique hits per day. Yet only five of those hits appear to be voting for the comic at the listings. This just will not do, and I'll tell you why:

1. It is your right and duty as a citizen of Interweb to vote every day.
2. Not voting makes Baby Zita cry.
3. A goodly chunk of the comics that outrank FODI either suck entirely, haven't been updated in months, or steal jokes from other comics.
4. Matt derives a perverse pleasure from seeing that his efforts are appreciated. Yeah, I know, it doesn't make much sense to me either, but he might stop drawing them if you make Baby Zita cry.
5. Rumor has it Matt and Steve have certain connections. I vote because one day I might know some guy who needs a little help with something, and maybe I'll know somebody who knows somebody, if ya know what I mean.
6. Robot ninja butler is freakin' hilarious.
7. When the world is taken over by zombies, I bet you'll regret not voting for this comic.
8-25. Insert whatever other reasons might motivate you to take the minimal effort of clicking your mouse a few measly times. Sheesh, it's like pulling teeth with you people, isn't it?

Just vote, okay? There are voting buttons right at the top of the index page which will magically transport you to a place unlike any on this world: A place where your vote actually counts for something. It's not like FODI is running for President, so it should at least have a snowball's chance of getting votes.

Though hey, that'd be the coolest thing ever. "And today in Washington, political analysts are stunned at the landslide victory of a webcomic over the Democratic and Republican nominees..."

In that case, hell... payday's Friday. I'll just send ya ten bucks or something.  

Question: How much do you actually make on a sale through cafepress? I want to buy a shirt or two, but on the other hand, all my dressers are so full of crap right now I'll have to donate to a homeless shelter to make room for them.

If your take isn't that big, I'd be better off just paypal'ing you some bucks, because then I wouldn't have to clean out my dresser right away.  

Hell, if you decide to make it a subcomic later, I could probably supply you with many more cheesy lines. </pun>

Man, I can't believe you used the cheeseplant joke.

It's a shame people aren't voting to see these, they're cracking me up.

Tsk, I say.  

Cheese is good.

Hrm. I just voted and saw legos.

Just what is wrong with being an evil menace that plagues the free world?

Hmph. One day, you "good" people will pay for the oppression you've visited upon my people.