Why does nobody ever have Quicktime installed????

 

Because it's annoying to install.

That panel is a true story.  I forget what it was that I wanted to view, but it happened. I was failing at installing it because Quicktime's site sucks and it ended up installing something else.  Some of that I really said. Steve was there.

It was to watch the GI Joe public service announcement parodies. I think the phrase "I'm too drunk to find quicktime" was uttered by you.

As far as installing quicktime goes, now apple makes you download itunes to get quicktime. Gay.