Matt

Status: Alive   Born: 1981-07-04
Occupation: Student
Interests: Cheese, Roleplaying Games, Electronics, Drawing
Weapon of Choice: Axe in a Can
Kills: 5
Profile: Matt was a student at RIT, where for some reason he never went to class, but instead invented time machines and created Lara. He jointly owns the Bald Ninja Brewery with Steve.

Steve

Status: Alive   Born: 1980-11-14
Occupation: Student
Interests: Beer, Video game RPGs, Cars, (RIT)'
Weapon of Choice: Sword
Kills: 1
Profile: Steve used his and Matt's contest winnings to purchase the Bald Ninja Brewery from an ancient sect of Ninja. He is bitter and cynical due in part to his days at RIT.

Lara

Status: Alive   Born: 1167-10-27
Occupation: Soldier of Justice
Interests: Justice, Beer, Cats
Weapon of Choice: Sword, Energy
Kills: 2
Profile: Lara was created when some magic sneezing powder caused Matt to sneeze on her character drawing. She is a soldier of justice and stands by Matt and Steve. Her naivety frequently causes her a bit of confusion.

Zita

Status: Alive   Born: 2004-10-24
Occupation: None
Interests: Science, Metaphysics, Rich Boys
Weapon of Choice: None
Kills: 0
Profile: In the past, aliens abducted Matt and impregnated him. Zita is the result of his pregnancy. She grew up very fast and has a high capacity for learning.

Sally

Status: Dead   Born: 1979-02-28
Occupation: Zombie (Former Student)
Interests: Biology, Medicine, Brains
Weapon of Choice: Throwing Knife
Kills: 2
Profile: Sally was a dear friend of Matt and Steve, despite being a zombie. Her quirky personality endeared her to many people. She later resurfaced as a zombie and was eventually killed by creations of her own mind.

Angela

Status: Dead   Born: 1978-03-05
Occupation: Demon
Interests: Steve, Zombies, Dogs
Weapon of Choice: Claws
Kills: 0
Profile: Angela was Steve's girlfriend, but was later revealed to be a demon sent to gain his trust and then kill him. She was last seen being chewed up by a woodchipper.