Well you should!  

At this point, what I need to see is people dancing with joy that their usernames are still there  

Yeah, some of us like a non-broken forum. You know, with a database that isn't screwed up?  

One time, my cousin walter got this cat stuck up his ass. True story. It happened right here at our local mall.

It works!

That's right. Registration works again. I'm reinstalling the rest of the mods as we speak, so the forum should be back to normal (well aside from the lost posts) soon.

I like pizza, Steve.

Apparently there is a nice big gaping security hole in phpbb. So because some little kid that saw hackers too much and knows how to read got bored, he destroyed our database. We've got user info saved, but he destroyed all our posts and forums. Fun.