I'm with Dasha on this one. Pizza rolls rock my world. Chicago style pizza does not. Nor does Papa John's.

I'm kind of saddened. Aspic sounds like an adjective. Now I can't say, "That was totally aspic."  I don't know when I would have said it, but I would've made it fit into a conversation...

I take it there'll be no dancing?

I will, but only because you humbled yourself. What sort of dancing would you like to see? And I'll save myself the trouble & go ahead & say go with your third or fourth choice because the first one or two aren't going to happen.  

I believe that's called hauteur, Steve.

You didn't say please!  

Time to use that excellent male logic!  

Jessen, you are SO meowy.

You really are a lesbian.