What's leisure?

It's a kind of suit, like my uncle Larry wears.

Welp, nightmasks.org is back up again... and the mail server should be, as well. The forums are still toast, however.

I guess the fear of the Dasha finally happened like I planned.

And BCX is down again! At the beginning of the month even.

Maybe there are secret passageways throughout the school. Narrow passageways, that only a slender person navigate. And perhaps they are known to the collective members of the Sisterhood on campus, but since the chunky ones can't fit in the passages, they have to go on foot.

<-- conspiracy theorist.  

so make it l33Th4x0rZ.

That was my password for about a week at a place where I worked, until tech support found out and made me change it.  

It's because the plump ones are more insulated and can therefore go out in colder weather, while the thin ones are hiding out in their boyfriends' dorm rooms. *sage nod*

Or maybe it's just that winter clothing makes everyone look fat.

Tell him to buy you a Visa gift card, because then you can decide later what you want to get when you need it.

This is a Sara Lee facility for, um, pig products. If I really wanted to, I bet I could find out what parts are used for hot dogs. I don't want to.

After Matt (my husband the truck driver, not Matt the mystical nerdy comic artist) started delivering to the Maxwell House factory in Houston, I swore I would never ever drink decaffienated coffee again in my life.

You don't want to know what chemicals they use to decaffeinate coffee beans, but suffice to say, they are poisonous and he had to put one of those skull plaques on his truck when he made the deliveries.

Meh. I never click on ads. I could mail you a shiny quarter, though...

Yep, it's not like you have to post there or anything. And they don't spam. I signed up with my gmail account just in case they did, and they don't.

*slogs off to look through the archives again*

Speaking of sketches, a present for you.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v36/Dasha/excuse.jpg

Wait until you and Amy have kids. I will be bwahahaha'ing at you when that happens.

Well, not out of loyalty or anything, but I thought your comic was the funniest.

And if people don't get their asses over there and vote (regardless of whether it's for yours or not), I'm going to start dropping anvils on *everyone*  

Threats work better than begging. My goverment taught me that. *nod*

And of course, my site hasn't been updated in over a year.  

Besides, this one and this one are both funnier.  


(I am shameless. -.-)

I've noticed that, too. Maybe they need to start selling advertising, since they apparently get a lot of hits. And by "selling" I mean, "Getting businesses to pay them" not "Putting up comic banners."

Or maybe they should find a web host that doesn't suck. (Do you know how much money I'd have by now if ace-host had an affilliate program? )