Cafepress is doing a little Anti-Valentine's day contest, based purely on sales.  This would be the absolutely perfect time to by Sally's Broken heart shirt.

Early in January I sold my first shirt.  Thanks to whomever you are. It made me feel tingly. I proceeded to devour a live bear because of the strength you gave me.

I made shirts awhile back because I wanted to make some shirt designs, not because I had an expectation of sales.  Well, sales were obviously pretty abysmal.  Back then I also had no money whatsoever, so maybe I had some strange hope that people had some untapped, unquenchable urge to buy shirts from me.

Either way, if you want to help me not look totally silly in the contest, feel free to buy a shirt.

If you don't want a shirt, feel free to click the vote links above the comic. Those always make me feel like a giddy schoolgirl. In tights.