Don't you just hate it when you get up early to go to work and a ninja sneaks up behind you and kills you? Yeah, that sucks.

On the bright side...

At least you don't have to work.  

True, but for damned souls like me who have uttered, typed, or been subjected to the worst dredges of humanity's produced knowledge... I get to work 24/7 in Hell... for Electronic Arts (replace with equally evil corporation here).

Then getting knifed in the back by a ninja would be a nice break from the tedium. Or something.  

When I finally go, I want the cause of death to be listed as "Ninja-related trauma."

I was saying I would go to a Hell of tedium if I expired from "ninja-related trauma."

According to Megatokyo, I would work for Sony down there.  Oh the horror...