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Today I found out that I have really really bad depth perception in my right eye. That wasn't so much fun.

Today I found out that I have really really bad depth perception in my right eye. That wasn't so much fun.

You can always get an eyepatch and complete the ruin of your depth perception.  Besides, eyepatches are badass.  

Girls in eye patches???

Aye.

Y'arr

It's a pirate's life for thee!

Today I found out that I have really really bad depth perception in my right eye. That wasn't so much fun.

 The reason that you have really bad depth perception in your right eye is that to have depth perception, you need two eyes.  So, of course, alone, your right eye always has bad depth perception...  

Girls in eye patches???

Why not?  Haven't you seen the nun with an eyepatch on that religious channel or the Kill Bill assassin with one?

Har har har... I'm going to Hell.

I'll take my chances sans the eye patch, thankyouverymuch. If I was a pirate, I'd have to drink rum. The drinking part & especially the rum part doesn't sit well with me.

Matt: You sound frighteningly like Maggie over there.

Shawna: You still have depth perception whether you have one eye or two. Obviously only using one eye it is worse than with two, but it is especially bad in my right eye. My left eye is fine.

Hey, Maggie-Boy... are you making fun of a nun who had a stroke?

Hey, Maggie-Boy... are you making fun of a nun who had a stroke?

I'm Maggie and Maggie-Boy now, eh?  Bullocks.  And yes, I am making fun of her but I didn't know she had a stroke.  I just always found that image funny whenever I saw her on TV.

I'm Maggie and Maggie-Boy now, eh?

You've always been a Maggie to me.

You've always been a Maggie to me.

Eh?  What's that supposed to mean, mate?

Maggie: A Girl of the Streets!! Good book, good book.

Um. The entire... left... side of her face is completely lax. That's a sign of a stroke victim.

Maggie: A Girl of the Streets!! Good book, good book.

Huh?  You hath confuseth me.

Um. The entire... left... side of her face is completely lax. That's a sign of a stroke victim.

Ooo... I didn't quite notice that and didn't know that was an indicator.  I am definitely going to Hell.

Shawna: You still have depth perception whether you have one eye or two. Obviously only using one eye it is worse than with two, but it is especially bad in my right eye. My left eye is fine.

I'm not shawna, but that can't stop me from replying.  Technically, any depth perception due to one eye is a trick of your brain.  Depth perception is caused by a phase difference between incoming electromagnetic (read: light) waves hitting each eye that originated from the same source.  Since the same source's light takes slighty longer to reach one eye than the other, your brain can determine the actual distance betweens points of all objects it sees and thus interpret it in a 3d happy depth map of joy.

If you have only one eye, your brain doesn't get this depth information and thus it produces it artificially based on what it expects the depth to be.  Basically you train your brain to learn the depth of things, and it just goes by what you know if you only have one eye.  It's usually enough, but if you've ever driven with one eye closed, it's much much tougher because of the lack of real depth perception.

Yes, I know that technically even expectations produced by the brain are perceptions of a sort.